The Much-Piddling Cricket Club.............
.............their
only opponents at present, the St. Trinians girls!
The MPCC have 542 to make owing to the 6th form St. Trinians girls
having seduced the scorer to get at his barrel of scrumpy (and in the process,
fiddling the score). Caught in the slips, indeed! The bowler’s Holding, the
batsman’s Willey.
and the pavilion. Lord Snapcase, Chulmleigh the bulldog and Old Scrotum (the wrinkled Snapcase family retainer) inspect the wicket at lunch.
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