Friday, 1 March 2019

Yaru Koto De Chīsai Beru Owari Mura


Chīsai Beru Owari village in Ōku Hainyou province is looking very peaceful and sleepy.



Kimyō ni Kasshoku (left), the head Samurai of the village is talking to Edi Fukigen-sō na (right) about the latest rice crop the peasants are bringing in. Would it be enough to please their Lord this season?



But what's this? Two groups of Minami Miru ninja moving through the lengthening late afternoon shadows like ghosts. The ninja from Minami Miru use Panjī-Ryu ninjutsu and are led by their Sensei, Misutā Ocha no Jikan.



So, it's the usual crowd down the yado late Friday afternoon in Chīsai Beru Owari. The Murasakino Doragon is doing good business with some important Samurai staying over on a tour of the province. The boys are swapping war stories and comparing the lengths of their katanas.


The Murasakino Doragon


L to R: Kēnō Bārō, Tōsuto Rakku, Furui In'nō, Lord Sunappu Baai

Lord Sunappu Baai is the Daimyo of Ōku Hainyou province and Furui In'nō is his chief counsellor. Kēnō and Tōsuto are local Samurai and are much impressed by drinking Sake-bombs with the Daimyo. Maybe their village is on the up.


Four of the younger Samurai are returning to the village after ensuring all is well in the rice fields.


The ninja in the southern half of the village creep unnoticed up to the very walls of the Murasakino Doragon where Lord Sunappu Baai is disporting himself.


One ninja is close enough to throw a shuriken through the window at Lord Sunappu Baai. Luckily, Sunappu is wearing armour and the deadly missile glances off his helmet causing no damage. The Samurai are alerted now.


The ninja to the north move out of the old ruin where they were hiding.


A bow-armed ninja chances a shot at Kimyō ni Kasshoku. The arrow strikes true but does not penetrate the samurai’s ornately lacquered armour. Shouts of alarm now echo through the village as the attack is discovered.


Kimyō ni Kasshoku and Edi Fukigen-sō na charge the ninja immediately with a loud kiai. The ninja with a bow has time to loose another arrow but again it glances off the lacquered armour. The other four samurai rush to help.


Taking a light wound, Kimyō ni Kasshoku dispatches his opponent with a cut from neck to waist and Edi Fukigen-sō decapitates his opponent. The ninja need dark and stealth in their light armour whilst the heavily armoured Samurai are fighting at an advantage.



Over at the Murasakino Doragon, things are hotting up. With shurikens flying through the windows Lord Sunappu makes his way outside to wield his nodachi more effectively. Kēnō Bārō accompanies him, seeing a chance to impress his Lord.


Shurikens fly through both windows. One hits Furui In'nō in the face but the mask of his helmet protects him and no damage is done. Tōsuto Rakku, on the other hand is not wearing his helmet and the shuriken causes him a grievous wound.


A fight develops through the windows and although Tōsuto is badly wounded, he manages to defend himself and is only stunned in this exchange. Furui In'nō runs his katana straight through his opponent who falls to the ground, fatally wounded.


Ninjas circle the Murasakino Doragon from both directions. Sunappu climbs over the stable wall to confront one. With his opponent at the window dead, Furui In'nō emerges to support his Lord. Kēnō Bārō turns to face another ninja as a badly wounded clings to the window and continues to fight.


Sunappu wields his nodachi and the last thing the ninja sees is a great glittering arc before his head leaves his body. Kēnō inflicts a light wound on his opponent and miraculously Tōsuto is still alive.


Meanwhile, the ruthless master of the ninja, Misutā Ocha no Jikan leaves his ninja to fight as he runs behind the smallholder’s cottage. He is out of sight of the four Samurai running across the village and in the confusion no one knows where he is.


Kuro Kasan-ki, Furasshu Shinzō, Bōrudorikku and Kowai Supaisu run to help but It looks like it might all be over before they get there. Kowai Supaisu pauses to touch the bell for good luck.


Edi Fukigen-sō kills the ninja on the path and suffers a light wound. Kimyō ni Kasshoku stuns the ninja on the grassy knoll. Alone now, this ninja's resolve starts to waver.


As the Samurai gather on the grassy knoll, the remaining ninja heads for the hills.



Down at the inn, the fight continues. Furui In'nō joins Sunappu in the stable yard to confront a ninja. Kēnō continues the fight and Tōsuto literally hangs on for grim death.


The situation at the Murasakino Doragon resolves itself. Two ninjas dead in the stable yard, Kēnō finishes off a third and the fourth makes a run for it, much to the relief of Tōsuto Rakku.


Misutā Ocha no Jikan circles behind the statue of the Buddha using every shred of his ninja stealth to avoid detection. Victory is distracting the Samurai and no one sees him.


In triumph, Misutā Ocha no Jikan steals the priceless artefact which has been hidden in the village for many years; Uchide-no-Kozuchi, the magic wishing hammer.


It transpires that the ninja had a double purpose in the attack on Chīsai Beru Owari village. They had been commissioned to assassinate Lord Sunappu Baai and Lord Daun Hiza, the head of the Minami Miru school had long desired the Uchide-no-Kozuchi. They decided to kill two birds with one stone. For the loss of seven ninja, Misutā Ocha no Jikan was successful in one half of the mission. The other half of the mission, the assassination of Sunappu was an abject failure. As the old proverb has it, saru mo ki kara ochiru (even experts make mistakes).

Wednesday, 27 February 2019

Kēnō Bārō

Kēnō Bārō arrives in Ōku Hainyou province with a mysterious past. He’s from Taikanshiki Tōri Province. He grew up in the Rōbā Modoru Yado.




Tuesday, 26 February 2019

em4 Pre-Painted Miniatures

I have taken delivery today of some pre-painted Samurai from em4. They are rather spiffing and I intend to use them in a game this coming weekend. I wonder how they will fare up against the Ninja of the Minami Miru Ryu, the Asashin Girudo?


Monday, 25 February 2019

Panjī-Ryu Ninjas


Hidden high up in the mountains in Ōku Hainyou province is a secret school of ninjutsu. They practice a style called Panjī-Ryu. The Grand-Master is Master Daun Hiza and his head Sensei is Misutā Ocha no Jikan. Their clandestine assassination services are available but at a very high cost. They currently have a spy working in the Pinku Perikan Ochaya, collecting information and gossip about the activities of Lord Sunappu Baai and his samurai.


Wednesday, 20 February 2019

Bored of Commandos?

I didn't fancy painting Commandos this morning. I started repainting my Ninja, got bored with 'Paint It Black' and decided to do a Samurai. This is a Samurai who owes his allegiance to Lord Sunappu Baai, the Daimyō of Ōku Hainyou province.



The territory or han of Ōku Hainyou is assessed at 10,300 koku of rice and is therefore a very important han in the Shogunate. It has been suggested that Lord Sunappu Baai is somewhat insane but it is advisable not to mention this in his hearing!

Sunday, 17 February 2019

'Meat Pot'

Pete Mott, Chairman of the Glenbogle Rangers Supporters Club idolises Nick Smith and the other players at Rangers. Hence, he has followed them into joining the Commandos. On arrival at Snapforce, they gave him the PIAT to carry and nicknamed him 'Meat Pot'.

Saturday, 16 February 2019

More Recruits for Snapforce

Four more figures painted for Snapforce. A mixture of truth and fiction here! Doug em4 put me on to Druce. One of those cases where real life is stranger than fiction.


L to R: Jean Joseph Marie Gabriel de Lattre de Tassigny, Captain Henry Carey Druce, Ronnie Biggs, ‘Buster’ Edwards.

Jean de Lattre de Tassigny is on attachment to Snapforce to learn about Combined Operations. Captain Druce is famous for heading into battle wearing a black silk top hat. He specialises in sneaking through enemy lines dressed as a French peasant. On one occasion at Deelen, the troop was in a café awaiting the arrival of the Canadians before liberating the airport when a German motorcyclist arrived. In his saddle-bags was a ham that he had stolen from Arnhem. Druce, still in his top hat, ordered the man to get off his bike and, when he did not respond, seized the ham and knocked him off the machine with it. Biggs was born in Stockwell, Lambeth, London. Facing a dishonourable discharge for desertion he volunteered for the Commandos. His old school friend ‘Buster’ Edwards was born in Lambeth, the son of a barman. After leaving school, he worked in a sausage factory, before joining the Commandos.

Sunday, 10 February 2019

'Wild' Bill Coleman


Bill Coleman is an Austro-Hungarian Australian from Sydney. He ran away to sea and joined the Royal Australian Navy. By the time war broke out, Bill was a Petty Officer and was seconded to the Royal Navy for special duties. He volunteered for 30 Assault Unit created by Commander Ian Fleming. He was snaffled from 30 AU by Ian Fleming’s older brother Peter who is already a commando in Snapforce. ‘Wild’ Bill is now a member of the hard-bitten rogues who form Snapforce. After the war, he will go to Russia as part of a propaganda mission and meet Stalin who will try to drink him under the table with Kremlin vodka! Returning home, he becomes a policeman and will then play international Rugby Union for his country before becoming a selector. A real-life hero.

Saturday, 9 February 2019

Commando Signaller

My signaller joins Snapforce. Wackford Squeers, despite his unfortunate name is a first class signaller. He can get a bleep out of a tin can and some string. Seen here with Matt Braddock calling in air support.

Friday, 8 February 2019

Hector McSnapcase, the Laird of Glencairn

Originally, I had planned to use this figure as the Laird. I think he will now become Captain Peter Fleming, the man who blew up Montgomery's flower beds!


However, when I saw this Warlord figure I had to have him as the Laird. The epitome of eccentricity!



Monday, 4 February 2019

Cockleshell Heroes

So, the canoeist version of these figures are now complete. Two of the foot versions are complete (Smith and Tabbs). Herewith, Nick Smith, Arnold Tabbs, Wally Brand and 'Limp Along' Leslie Tomson. At one time, all four of these brave lads played for Glenbogle Rangers together. Once again we have Doug to thank for the football legends who have joined Snapforce.

Saturday, 2 February 2019

Commando WIP

A group shot of the completed figures so far.


Back Row, L to R: McAuslan, Talaiasi Labalaba, Jon Pertwee, Nick Smith, Alf Tupper, Stavros the Greek
Front Row, L to R: Karamjeet Singh Judge, Seth Starkadder, Hector McSnapcase, Shughie McFee, Matt Braddock, Arnold Tabbs, 'Tickle' McScrotum

A Recruit from the Punjab

The Laird of Glencairn spent some time on the North West frontier between the wars and quickly came to recognise the fighting qualities of the warriors who inhabit that area. Wishing to take the war to the enemy, Karamjeet Singh Judge, a Sikh obtained a Lieutenant's commission and volunteered for service in the commandos.

Thursday, 31 January 2019

Arnold Tabbs

Another one for Doug.

Nick Smith's old mucker from Glenbogle Rangers has joined the commandos. Arnold Tabbs was considered a hard-man at the Rovers and dominated the midfield. Another canoeist-raider.

Wednesday, 30 January 2019

Seth Starkadder - Sniper

Seth Starkadder is the youngest son of Judith and Amos Starkadder. He grew up on Cold Comfort Farm. Judith has an unhealthy passion for her own son, Seth. Amos Starkadder, Seth’s father is the hellfire preacher at the Church of the Quivering Brethren. Seth is handsome and over-sexed, with a passion for the movies. As a boy he was given a .22 rifle and became an expert shot, bringing rabbits home for the pot. Seth is now a sniper in Snapforce.

Tuesday, 29 January 2019

The Wizard of the Dribble

Another one for my friend Doug, one of his great heroes from childhood (and adulthood as well, I think!).

Nick Smith was the top player at Redburn Rovers. Unusually he was not only captain of his side but also coach and manager!

On call-up, Nick was a natural for the commandos with his speed, fitness and dexterity and flew through the selection tests. Nick Smith is now an expert canoeist-raider.


McAuslan in the Rough

McAuslan, the dirtiest commando in Snapforce and possibly not the full jar of Marmite has had his training on the grenade range. Now he's in a quandry trying to remember what Sergeant Major Tudor Bryn 'Shut Up' Williams told him about hand grenades. Does he throw the clip-thingy on the side of it or does he throw the lumpy bit in his hand? What to do, eh?

Monday, 28 January 2019

'Pipey'

What's a Commando without it's piper? The Laird's 'Pipey' is none other that Pipe-Major Shughie McFee. Shugie lives in a croft on the Glencairn estate right by the crossroads and has been the piper at Glenbogle House clan events and highland games for many a year.

The Commando Memorial

As I'm posting my Commandos here I thought I ought to post a couple of photos I took in 2004 when I visited Spean Bridge to see the Commando Memorial.



A 'Crab' Commando!

This one is for my friend, Doug, who flew with Braddock on many a dangerous mission!

Flight Sergeant Matt Braddock is one of the best pilots in the RAF and has flown many different types of aircraft on many dangerous missions. However, he does have a knack of upsetting senior officers (occasionally offering to punch them) and refuses to be promoted above the rank of sergeant.

When the Laird of Glencairn came to the Air Ministry looking for a Forward Air Controller for Snapforce, the Air Ministry staff put Braddock's name forward in a trice. A potentially suicidal posting with the Commandos plus attaching Braddock to the 'Pongoes' seemed to be killing two birds with one stone for the staffers at the Air Ministry.

So, Snapforce gains a 'Crab' Commando FAC.

Sunday, 27 January 2019

Alf Tupper Joins the Commandos


·     Alf used to live with his Aunt Meg in Anchor Alley, Loose-Chippings. The house had one room upstairs and one room downstairs; Alf's bed was a mattress on the kitchen floor. He was employed as a welder working in Ike Smith's welding shop which was located under a railway arch, his wages were £1. 5s per week of which he paid his Aunt £1.2s.6d for rent. This meant he had 2/6d for himself. Following a bust up with his Aunt Meg, he moved into Ike Smith's welding shop, sleeping on a mattress by his workbench. Alf joined the Much-Piddling Harriers paying a subscription fee of half a guinea; he was only a member of the Harriers for three weeks and was instructed to return his membership card by Major-General Kenwood-Chef the Honorary Secretary, following an on-track fight with ‘Catsmeat’ Potter-Pirbright in the 440 yards at the Much-Piddling Harriers Sports meeting. According to Alf ‘Catsmeat’ called him a ‘guttersnipe’. Alf's staple diet is fish and chips wrapped in newspaper. On call-up, Alf was a natural for the Commandos as the ‘Tough of the Track’.


Having now managed to complete five Commandos I couldn't resist a group shot. So here they are:


L to R: Alf Tupper, Sgt. Labalaba, the Laird, 'Tickle' McScrotum and Stavros.

Saturday, 26 January 2019

Stavros the Greek

Another commando joins the Laird's force, Stavros, who originally hails from Santorini. He emigrated to England before the war and was running a kebab shop called Abra-Kebabra in Much-Piddling. When Stavros was called up he immediately volunteered for the Commandos, hoping for a posting to the Aegean where he could fight the Axis forces occupying his homeland.



Yes, he does look a bit like the Hood from Thunderbirds!

Tuesday, 22 January 2019

McScrotum the Elder

The indefatigable McScrotum the Elder, the wrinkled Glencairn ghillie. McScrotums have been serving the Laird of Glencairn for generations. McScrotum will follow the Laird into battle wearing his lucky Celtic scarf! He will of course, also carry a bottle of the Laird's favourite whiskey, Glen Goolie, a dram of which will see them through the worst that Jerry can throw at them.

The Laird of Glencairn Goes To War!

The Laird of Glencairn, Hector McSnapcase is now ready for any dangerous missions that may be required by the War Office. He has armed himself with an elephant gun, the .577 Nitro Express from the gun room at Glenbogle House, the family home. The previous Laird used it in the trenches in World War I when the usual army .303 round would not penetrate the steel shield used by a German sniper. According to him it went through the steel shield like a hot knife through butter!

Seen here with his faithful Sergeant Labalaba, the Fijian ex-International Rugby forward.

Sunday, 20 January 2019

The Laird of Glencairn's Commandos (SnapForce)

A new project started last week and resulted in some strange coincidences!

Mycroft Holmes: What do we say about coincidences?
Sherlock Holmes: The universe is rarely so lazy.

I already had some Commando miniatures and bought this set from Warlord, simply because I think they look superb.





Warlord photo

Then I saw some Artizan Commandos for sale on the LAF and bought them. One of my favourite miniatures of all time is this one from Artizan.




I painted BSM Tudor Bryn 'Shut Up' Williams as a Royal Marine to use in the game at DevLAM '18. I knew I wanted to paint my new army commandos in brown uniforms so I ordered another mini from Artizan and then saw that Windsor Davies had sadly died. "Oh dear, 'ow sad!" as he would have said.

Anyway, I picked some figures out to paint first and, as usual a sort of story came into my head as I was painting. Inspired by the figure on the right, I decided my unit would have been formed by the Laird of Glencairn. They would be called the Laird of Glencairn's Commandos or SnapForce for short.


I then went on to decide that I would have all sorts of characters in this motley unit to make it more interesting and started to think, maybe a Seikh and an Australian, maybe even a Frenchman? So then I was trying to work out the back story as to how this band of heroes and cowards were recruited. H
eroes like my Fijian Commando Sergeant Talaiasi Labalaba shown here.




Cowards like the Lieutenant Gerald Cadman character from 'The Victor' comic and Lieutenant Dick Coward from the James Delingpole novels.



Then, blow me down, along comes my Commando comic subscription with issue number 5198, entitled 'Operation Eclipse' and it's almost as if they had been reading my mind!



Operation Eclipse

To take out Germany's strongest U-boat base would need a ship packed with explosives, a bunch of blokes with nerves of steel... and an eclipse of the sun.

The eclipse could be counted on, but what about the cowardly captain and his crew of convicts? Could they do the job?

They had to - thousands of Allied lives depended on it...


Tremendous stuff and exactly the sort of thing I had in mind. Obviously the Commandos opponents are the ubiquitous U-boat crew who last appeared in "On the Day, Went the Eagle's Landing Well?"



So, on with the painting of the Commandos, more to come...


RIP - Windsor Davies

You will be sadly missed, lovely boy.


Battery Sergeant Major Tudor Bryn 'Shut Up' Williams

Monday, 14 January 2019

Cruel Seas - More boats

Two Royal Navy Vosper Mk. 1s proudly flying the White Ensign into battle.




An S100 E-Boat from the Kriegsmarine.



Friday, 11 January 2019

Cruel Seas - Vosper Mark 1

Finished my first boat for Cruel Seas. It's a Vosper Mark 1 MTB, ready for patrolling the Dover Strait.

  • Length: 73 ft (22 m) 
  • Engine: 3 Packard 12M engines for a total of 4,200 hp 
  • Speed: 40 knots (74 km/h) 
  • Range: 470 nmi (870 km) at 20 knots (37 km/h) 
  • Displacement: 47 t 
  • Armament: 
  • Four 18-inch (457 mm) torpedo tubes 
  • Oerlikon 20 mm cannon
  • Two 0.303 in Vickers K machine guns (optionally two Vickers .50 machine guns) 
  • Crew: 13

I'm going to be playing the scenarios from the rule book so for Scenario 1, Ships in the Night I need another Mk. 1 MTB and a German S100.