It's left a gap in the walls where I removed the original posts but I can soon solve that. As soon as the glue dries I can tile the lych gate roof (it does actually have some gates, I just haven't fitted them yet).
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Sunday, 27 November 2016
The Graveyard Continues.................
I've started making a lych gate for my graveyard. I started scratch building but didn't like how it looked. So I bought a kit from Petite Properties and then made the walls out of foam instead of using the supplied MDF.
Monday, 24 October 2016
Tuesday, 18 October 2016
FIRST BELSTONE CLEAVE WITCH PAINTED
I've finished painting the first witch of the Belstone Cleave Coven. Rest assured, pretty much all the other witches (there will obviously be 13 in total) will have pointy hats! However, one Witch, three Ghouls and a Wisht Hound does not a game make, so back to the painting desk.
I've finished painting the first witch of the Belstone Cleave Coven. Rest assured, pretty much all the other witches (there will obviously be 13 in total) will have pointy hats! However, one Witch, three Ghouls and a Wisht Hound does not a game make, so back to the painting desk.
Thursday, 13 October 2016
WITCHFINDER H.Q. THE TORS INN
A bit of a WIP here for my first building. It has to be a pub of course! Initially it will represent The Tors Inn at Belstone where the Witchfinders intend to base themselves. The nearby church of St. Mary's has a cucking stool, which may well come in handy! I have got some paint on the Okehampton Trayned Band troopers, just need to highlight and finish them off now.
A bit of a WIP here for my first building. It has to be a pub of course! Initially it will represent The Tors Inn at Belstone where the Witchfinders intend to base themselves. The nearby church of St. Mary's has a cucking stool, which may well come in handy! I have got some paint on the Okehampton Trayned Band troopers, just need to highlight and finish them off now.
Tuesday, 11 October 2016
THE BELSTONE CLEAVE COVEN
The Start of My Witchfinder General Project
Phoenician traders made a permanent trading camp on the northern edge of Dartmoor around the year 1,000 BC. These particular traders were worshippers of Baal, a weather god, who had particular power over lightning, wind, rain, and fertility. Judging by traditional Dartmoor weather, Baal must be in a pretty bad mood most of the time. Eventually the settlement became known as Baal's Ton. Now, in the enlightened 17th Century, the settlement is known by the locals as Belstone. In nearby Belstone Cleave, a coven of witches have made their home. All sorts of evil happenings are occurring and the local villagers have sent a message to the Witchfinder General, pleading for help. The coven are able to summon and control the terrifying Ghouls that inhabit Taw Marsh. These Ghouls were probably once human and were living in the marsh even before the Phoenicians arrived.
The Start of My Witchfinder General Project
Phoenician traders made a permanent trading camp on the northern edge of Dartmoor around the year 1,000 BC. These particular traders were worshippers of Baal, a weather god, who had particular power over lightning, wind, rain, and fertility. Judging by traditional Dartmoor weather, Baal must be in a pretty bad mood most of the time. Eventually the settlement became known as Baal's Ton. Now, in the enlightened 17th Century, the settlement is known by the locals as Belstone. In nearby Belstone Cleave, a coven of witches have made their home. All sorts of evil happenings are occurring and the local villagers have sent a message to the Witchfinder General, pleading for help. The coven are able to summon and control the terrifying Ghouls that inhabit Taw Marsh. These Ghouls were probably once human and were living in the marsh even before the Phoenicians arrived.
The Ghouls of Taw Marsh
The Witchfinders will need to be very careful to avoid an encounter with Old Dewer (as the Devil is known around these yere parts). Dewer the Hunter rides out from Wistman's Wood on his headless black horse with his pack of Wisht Hounds. Human victims are either lured or driven to the Dewerstone where they are forced to leap over the precipice into the gorge below. It is said that their fall is accompanied by maniacal laughter, the sound of thunder and blue forked-lightning. The next day there are no bodies to be found below. It is also said that anyone who witnesses these events will die within the year. Lonely travellers passing that way have often seen cloven hoof prints at the top of the Dewerstone.
One of Old Dewar's Wisht Hounds
Saturday, 17 September 2016
Tuesday, 30 August 2016
THE TOWN GETS A NEWSPAPER....................
So, two greenhorns from back east rode into Hog Thief Bend a few weeks ago with enough money to buy a prime lot on Main Street. Turns out they are journalists come west to start their own newspaper, The Hog Thief Bend Reporter. The greenhorn newspapermen are called Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward.
So, two greenhorns from back east rode into Hog Thief Bend a few weeks ago with enough money to buy a prime lot on Main Street. Turns out they are journalists come west to start their own newspaper, The Hog Thief Bend Reporter. The greenhorn newspapermen are called Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward.
Saturday, 27 August 2016
SHOOT OUT AT THE BROKEN DRUM SALOON
The first
shots rang out in Hog Thief Bend this morning just after 10 a.m. The last fatal
shot echoed across Main Street at around 12.35 p.m. The frightened citizens of
the Bend are only now coming out of hiding after being witness to one of the
most violent shoot-outs in the history of the town. Gun smoke is still drifting
across Main Street as the victors of this blood-bath adjourn to the Broken Drum
Saloon to guzzle down some Panther-Piss and to lick their wounds. The losers
won’t be going anywhere except in a wooden box.
This was my
first game of Shoot N’ Skedaddle and it was awesome! Lead flying everywhere
from the word go. A lot of tension (due to the Activation Deck and the Special
Cards) even though I was playing solo. I used the first scenario from the rule
book which I paraphrase here to suit the characters of Hog Thief Bend.
Outlaws
Bill Dalton
– ‘Bad Man’
‘Red Buck’
Waightman – Bushwhacker
Chu Wing Phat
– Bodyguard
‘Dynamite
Dick’ Clifton – ‘Crazy’
Jubal
‘One-Arm’ Tardy – Soldier
‘Tulsa Jack’
Blake – The Drifter
Lawmen
J. W. Pepper
– Deputy
‘Rooster’
Cogburn – U.S. Marshal
James
McParland – Hired Gun
‘Big Nose’
Kate – Soiled Dove
Joshua York
– Town Person
Pierre
‘LeGros’ Coqsure – Mountain Man
Bill Doolin
and his Owlhoot Trail brothers have been in Hog Thief Bend for several days
keeping their heads down, mainly in the Broken Drum Saloon trying to drink it
dry. At around 9 a.m. this morning a telegram came through for U.S. Marshal
‘Rooster’ Cogburn. A federal marshal had been shot dead in Drake’s Branch, New
Mexico a few days ago. It just so happened that this marshal had been trailing
Bill Dalton and his gang from Arizona into New Mexico. Bill Dalton had been
recognised in Drake’s Branch minutes after the marshal had been shot down from
ambush. ‘Rooster’ called his deputy and hastily assembled a makeshift posse
from nearby townsfolk and headed on up Main Street to confront the gang at the
Broken Drum.
From the
scenario rules, three characters from each side start 18” apart on Main Street
facing each other. The other characters were distributed amongst the buildings
by random dice throw. The six characters on Main Street enter a shootout
(special rules in S N’ S 2nd. Edition). This meant that under the
scenario rules the concealed characters would not be activated until all three
characters on one side were lying dead in the street. Victory conditions were
to kill all members of the other side. A very good introduction to my first
game.
Just before
the action started the stage had rolled into Hog Thief Bend for a change of
horses. The 9th Earl of Snapcase was on the stage heading for Beau
Gus Junction. Whilst waiting for fresh horses milord had ordered a large liquid
libation for breakfast which his aged, wrinkled family retainer ‘Old’ Scrotum
was bringing forth on a silver salver. The Earl’s favourite bulldog, Chulmleigh
was at his side.
The outlaws
activate first and Bill Dalton, Chu Wing Phat and ‘Dynamite Dick’ Clifton open
fire but the range is considerable and the hail of lead goes wild.
‘Rooster’
Cogburn, Pierre ‘LeGros’ Coqsure and Joshua York return fire but their aim is
equally wild and no one is hit. Both sides advance down Main Street towards
each other to get into better shooting range. They confront each other outside
the Broken Drum. “Surrender, Dalton!” yells ‘Rooster’ but the only reply is
more gunfire.
‘Rooster’ is
hit twice and drops to the ground spouting blood like a geyser. Joshua York is
hit in the shoulder but continues to return fire (they must shoot at the
Bodyguard (Chu Wing Phat)) first owing to his special character rules. ‘LeGros’
is also firing but the lawmen fail to register any hits on the outlaws.
‘LeGros’ is
still reloading his muzzle-loader when he is wounded. Mountain Man is not a
good choice for a shootout as he has to take an action to reload. We live and
learn, or not in his case as more fire from the outlaws hits him again and he
goes down like the proverbial sack of excrement. With Joshua being hit again,
things start to look very bad for the lawmen as half their posse lies dead or
dying in the dust of Main Street.
With the
three lawmen dead in the street, the other characters are now free to activate
under the scenario rules. ‘Big Nose’ Kate has been watching the slaughter from
the Sherriff’s Office and with an anguished wail (she’s secretly in love with
old ‘Rooster’) runs out onto the street, pulls her concealed Derringer from
between her heaving bosoms and tries to shoot Bill Dalton in the back of the
head but only succeeds in blowing his hat off!
Jubal
‘One-Arm’ Tardy now emerges from Roly Deschain’s gun store where he has been
hiding during the main gunfight. Tardy by name, tardy by nature! He takes a shot
at Kate with his carbine but his aim is way off and the stray bullet would have
parted watching Bill Gull’s hair if he still had any on top of his head.
‘Red Buck’
Waightman knocks out a window in the bunkhouse overlooking Main Street and James
McParland does the same across the way, in the upper storey of the Sherriff’s
Office.
Unfortunately
for Kate, she is the only visible presence of law and order in Hog Thief Bend,
the other two male members of the posse are currently ensconced indoors! ‘Tulsa
Jack’ Blake exits Roly Deschain’s gun store by the back door and seeing ‘Big
Nose’ Kate pointing a Derringer at Bil Dalton takes a shot at her with his
‘Mare’s Leg’ and gives her a nasty leg wound. At the same time ‘Dynamite Dick’
moves round to threaten Kate with his sawn-off shotgun. The sawn-off adds +1
Marksman and the close range adds another +1. This cannot be good for Kate,
already wounded she faces a close range blast of buck shot from an enraged
‘Dynamite Dick’. Dick lets rip and the air is filled with pellets (5 x d20 gets
5 hits but no damage!). When the gun smoke clears Kate’s bouffant hair-do has
been blown to bits as Dick in his fury aimed too high. Kate is but still
fighting on!
The outlaws
turn up a special card and ‘One-Arm’ swigs from his bottle of ‘Rotgut’ and gets
extra ‘Guts’!
So, while
Jubal Tardy gets liquored up, Deputy J. W. Pepper enters into the action.
Hearing the sound of braking glass upstairs (‘Red Buck’ Waightman in the
bunkhouse) J. W. decides to investigate. He daren’t run out the saloon bat wing
doors with three outlaws directly outside so he elects to exit via the back
door and make his way round to the external steps. J. W. is running as fast as
he can, particularly with the overwhelming smell of the outhouse. ‘Smoky’ Pete
appears to be investigating the source of the smell but I wouldn’t go anywhere
near there with a naked flame, Pete!
Meanwhile,
Kate fires her Derringer again at Bill Dalton, this time putting a hole in his
duster. Kate makes a mental note to improve her shooting skills but it may be
too late? ‘Tulsa Jack’ (who has just emerged from the back door of the gun
store, sees J. W. run round the corner of the saloon and gives chase.
From his
vantage point, upstairs in the Sherriff’s Office, James
McParland fires his sawn-off at Chu Wing Phat and wounds the Celestial
Bodyguard.
‘Dynamite
Dick’ having failed to kill Kate at point blank range with his sawn-off now
feels that the more immediate threat is coming from the sawn-off wielded by
McParland in the upstairs window rather that the pissant Derringer which Kate
is using to try and hit Bill Dalton. Probably the safest place to stand is
right in front of where she is pointing it! Dick hits the window with a shotgun
blast and sprays McParland with glass but fails to wound him.
Before the
shooting started, ‘Dynamite Dick’ had hidden his stash of dynamite in an old
crate at the back of the Sherriff’s Office. A stray bullet (activated by a card
from the outlaw’s special deck) ignites the dynamite blowing off the back wall
of the office.
McParland is
once again showered with broken glass as the back windows blow in, however once
again he escapes serious injury. ‘Tulsa Jack’ gets an extra activation in this
turn as he has a joker in the activation deck as well as his normal two cards.
This gives him the chance to gain ground on poor old Deputy J. W. Pepper who
has just mounted the bottom steps leading to the bunkhouse. Jack is within 3”
of J. W. but no bonus for close range as J. W. is partially in cover. However,
this doesn’t cause ‘Tulsa Jack’ a problem as he aims his trusty ‘Mare’s Leg’
and hits the deputy twice, killing him outright. Lord Snapcase is rather miffed
to say the least, to see the deputy shot down in cold blood in front of him. His
Sharps Big 50 is packed in the luggae compartment of the stage or he might have
had a pop at the villain! More doom and gloom for the forces of law and order
who are down to one man and one woman. The outlaws still have six men shooting!
Bill Dalton
also elects to ignore ‘Big Nose’ Kate, concurring with ‘Dynamite Dick’ that the
major threat lies in the Sherriff’s window in the form of hired gun, James
McParland and his sawn-off shotgun. Bill fires up at the window and manages to
wound McParland. Jubal Tardy advances up Main Street and takes another shot at
Kate with his carbine. Surely he won’t miss this time (do ursine creatures
defecate in arboreal environments)? His bullet passes through the hem of Kate’s
skirt without touching her!
‘Red Buck’
fires at the window across the street trying to hit McParland but McParland is
in cover and the shot merely passes through the smoke-filled office.
Bill Dalton
now decides he’s had enough of McParland and ascends the steps to confront him.
The lawmen get a lucky break from a special card and get an extra activation.
McParland shoots through a second window as he sees Dalton reach the top of the
steps (I gave him a -1 marksman as the window still had glass in it). Dalton
receives a wound from McParland’s shotgun before he can enter the office.
Chu Wing
Phat decides to end the threat of Kate once and for all and charges her to
engage in hand to hand combat. Thinking his martial arts skills will see the
end of this pesky Calico Queen, he forgets the Derringer at his peril. As he
tries to lock her in a deadly embrace, Kate fires the Derringer and for once her
luck is in. Chu Wing Phat, already wounded, takes a small calibre bullet right
through his black heart and dies on the spot.
Jubal Tardy
now strides towards Kate with murder in his heart and at close range discharges
his carbine. Time for those of you with a nervous disposition to look away.
Kate sinks to the ground with a final scream, as dead as a doornail. The feisty
Soiled Dove is no more.
At this
point the outlaws draw another special card, the errant shot.
A ricochet
from who-knows-where flies though the Sherriff’s Office window. The dice are
thrown and the already wounded McParland is killed in a final twist of fate.
The end of the Lawmen and the end of the game. The five remaining members of
Bill Dalton’s gang head towards the Broken Drum Saloon as the sun starts to
sink in the sky.
I
can assure you all that Shoot N’ Skedaddle is a bloody awesome game and I loved
every minute of it. You will see more of this!
Friday, 12 August 2016
FRENCH ENGINEERS OF THE GUARD
I have just
taken delivery of these superb miniatures from Ged at Gringo 40’s. Some Guard
Engineers for my project. Order completed late Wednesday and they arrived this
morning (Friday), great service. Based and primed now (unusually fast for me)
and ready for some paint. The officer is particularly characterful, I can just
hear him shouting, “Vous les hommes, obtenir tous ces magasins triés avant que
le Colonel arrive, nous ne voulons pas lui pensant qu'il est entré dans un camp
de débraillé godamn rosbifs!” (I hope I’ve got that right!).
Tuesday, 9 August 2016
TOASTRACK & BLUNT
I have been purchasing some figures which I have started basing and priming. So here is the start of my Toastrack & Blunt project; Lieutenant Horatio Toastrack RN and Lieutenant Dick Blunt, 95th Rifles. I have to acknowledge here that I appropriated the name of Lieutenant Toastrack RN from the incomparable League of Extraordinary Kriegspielers, where he featured in one of their game reports. I just loved the name and had to nick it!
I have been purchasing some figures which I have started basing and priming. So here is the start of my Toastrack & Blunt project; Lieutenant Horatio Toastrack RN and Lieutenant Dick Blunt, 95th Rifles. I have to acknowledge here that I appropriated the name of Lieutenant Toastrack RN from the incomparable League of Extraordinary Kriegspielers, where he featured in one of their game reports. I just loved the name and had to nick it!
Foundry Royal Navy Landing Party
Warlord Chosen Men and Perry Rifles Command
The opposition……………..Perry French Dragoons and Hélène Leroux, La Marquesa de Casares el Grande y Melida Sadaba
…and just as I finished basing and priming that lot, my order from Brigade arrived very promptly this morning, more Royal Navy Landing Party.
Thursday, 4 August 2016
Monday, 1 August 2016
ROYAL NAVY LANDING PARTY
I have recently been very inspired by two threads on the LAF. In no particular order Captain Blood’s beautiful painting of his Royal Navy landing party and Matakishi’s ‘Over the Hills and Far Away’. Both have taken me back to my love of the Sharpe and Hornblower novels (and others of that ilk e.g. Patrick O’Brian and Julian Stockwin).
Matakishi’s semaphore tower in particular made me want to game some Royal Navy landings on the French and Spanish coasts. Missions such as rescue a spy or a beautiful kidnapped Duchess, abduct an enemy general or scientist and of course, destroy a semaphore tower or two.
I have recently been very inspired by two threads on the LAF. In no particular order Captain Blood’s beautiful painting of his Royal Navy landing party and Matakishi’s ‘Over the Hills and Far Away’. Both have taken me back to my love of the Sharpe and Hornblower novels (and others of that ilk e.g. Patrick O’Brian and Julian Stockwin).
Matakishi’s semaphore tower in particular made me want to game some Royal Navy landings on the French and Spanish coasts. Missions such as rescue a spy or a beautiful kidnapped Duchess, abduct an enemy general or scientist and of course, destroy a semaphore tower or two.
So first off, I've based and primed some Crapauds for the opposition. Some Perry French Dragoons and a beautiful French spy,
Hélène Leroux, La
Marquesa de Casares el Grande y Melida Sadaba
from the 'Bureau
des Affaires Secrètes’, Napoleon's secret service. She will become the arch-nemesis of Lieutenant Toastrack RN, the hero of my Royal Navy Landing Party project.
The Chosen men from Warlord have arrived and I'm basing those now. I am awaiting the Foundry RN sailors and a big order from Brigade Games.
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